The next round of competition is on Wed. June 2nd, 2010
at the Gardena Restaurant in West Hollywood at 8pm
Top winners for the previous show
are Anne McKnight, Jackie Fabulous, and Lotte Gilliam
Co-Host Sahara Hite
Well I am a Kitten because I love to use my body and move in ways that drive men crazy. I will enjoy a lollie pop a little to much around a group of men on purpose for some fun. Playful flirting is like a hobbie but I am not afraid to take out the claws and put the boys back in line. May 19th, 2010
Co-Host Dina-Nicki Rassias
Dina-Nicki Rassias [pronounced like gracias] comes from a lovely Greek dysfunctional family where she learned at a young age to survive life’s insanities by making comedy out of tragedy -- especially while being forced to perform like a trained monkey for family and friends. :)
May 19th, 2010
May 19th, 2010
Ashley Rose
Hellllooooo! Ashley smashleys in the house. I'm a bird kitty transformer. First, I'm swooping in the sky, watching all the perverts scratch there nuts and when you go to your car to see a poop dropping...guess who?! Then when I hit ground level I'm persia pretty kitty and I rub againsit you, purr purr purrrriiiing. Then when my pet my butt BAM, hissing begins, claws retract, and catwomen is on the prowl.
Lauren Holiday
Hello Kitty
I'm a kitty of a different litter, a French breed known simply as "Lez Pussy." I like to wear lipstick and heels when I'm on the prowl even though I'm a little on the wild side. I swear like a sailor and drink milk straight from the jug. I'm very picky about my cuisine, however, as I only eat tuna, the more exotic the better. I like a master who can provide me with the finer things in life and I enjoy my collection of diamond encrusted collars. I spend my days lazing about on the chaise, dreaming of all the mice I can catch and tail I can chase. Ah, so much pussy, so little time.
I'm a kitty of a different litter, a French breed known simply as "Lez Pussy." I like to wear lipstick and heels when I'm on the prowl even though I'm a little on the wild side. I swear like a sailor and drink milk straight from the jug. I'm very picky about my cuisine, however, as I only eat tuna, the more exotic the better. I like a master who can provide me with the finer things in life and I enjoy my collection of diamond encrusted collars. I spend my days lazing about on the chaise, dreaming of all the mice I can catch and tail I can chase. Ah, so much pussy, so little time.
Annie McKnight
Hello, I am Annie "McFunny" McKnight and I'm a cougar fo sho'; that's French for boy you better bring that azzzz!
Mama needs some attention. I didn't ask for this title, it just came with the freak in me. Sprinkled with being a former kitten but I'm a cat now 'meow, meow'. Oh yeah, Cougarism doesn't just happen. I evolved from Sugar daddy to Sugar babies. I don't give a damn! Talk about me. Who's gonna train that pup to fuck?! Some young and hot, stick-it-in again chick? NO! He needs me, a Cougar, to make him a man! He needs to understand the meaning of cougar...DEFINITION PLEASE!
Come
Out of those
Underoos
Good boy
All
Ready
That's why I'm a cougar...I prowl, I pounce, I put it on him!
Mama needs some attention. I didn't ask for this title, it just came with the freak in me. Sprinkled with being a former kitten but I'm a cat now 'meow, meow'. Oh yeah, Cougarism doesn't just happen. I evolved from Sugar daddy to Sugar babies. I don't give a damn! Talk about me. Who's gonna train that pup to fuck?! Some young and hot, stick-it-in again chick? NO! He needs me, a Cougar, to make him a man! He needs to understand the meaning of cougar...DEFINITION PLEASE!
Come
Out of those
Underoos
Good boy
All
Ready
That's why I'm a cougar...I prowl, I pounce, I put it on him!
Jackie Fabulous
I am a cougar because I am at the age where the men I date have adult sons. So my motto is "Be good to me or I will go from your girlfriend to your daughter in law."
Adult Sons are fair game in the Cougar Kingdo
Adult Sons are fair game in the Cougar Kingdo
Victoria Blackburn
I consider myself a kitten because I absolutely adore younger guys. I am just automatically attracted to a young hot man/boy. I even dated a guy who was not even old enough to get into a bar yet. Which was fine with me because I am a kitten on a budget! And I am not one of those kittens who likes to wine and dine my youngins...no come over with some condoms and a six pack and we are good to go. We may not have a whole lot in common but if he takes care of his body and I adore that body he takes care of then that is all the commonality we need.
Betsy Brea
I am your future sexy kitten winner! I have tons of sex appeal from the way I dress to the way I switch my hips from side to side and all that's left behind is the click of my heels passing you by. And this is just the outside of my sexiness. I carry myself with confidence even if I don't know what I am doing. I speak with clarity and articulate my words so that you can grasp every vowel that comes out of my voice. I can also speak to you with an accent as if I just came from Dominican Republic and the closest to an english conversation I ever had would be the feedback I gave to the television. I am a chamillion. I can switch up my style accordingly. I am your future sexy kitten winner. I am confident, competitive and courageous. I don't let anything get in the way of my sex appeal. So be open with yours and let me intensify the urge to hit your giggle spot. This is your sexy kitten betsyB
Christine Medrano
Kitten:
Christine Medrano was born in the cold streets of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada where the only way to keep warm was with the bodies of those young men around. While she yet has the to master the art of capturing the hearts of young men and the has not yet acquired a taste for leopard print shirts Bebe, she can not yet truly call herself a cougar. This young kitten has been recently named " Gorgeous" a " good kisser" and most like Rachel from friends in recent facebook quizzes.
Christine Medrano was born in the cold streets of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada where the only way to keep warm was with the bodies of those young men around. While she yet has the to master the art of capturing the hearts of young men and the has not yet acquired a taste for leopard print shirts Bebe, she can not yet truly call herself a cougar. This young kitten has been recently named " Gorgeous" a " good kisser" and most like Rachel from friends in recent facebook quizzes.
Gwenda Perez
Now why would I make a good candidate as a cougar. I have a 21 year old daughter so I fit the profile. I am constantly hit on by beginner lovers and rico swaves. My whole act is about dating and the stupid shit boys think we'll believe. My boobs are real and so is my material. I can't wait to show you my skill sets!
Lotte Gilliam
I am a cougar because I like to date men who are under 21. If you’re 22 you’re too old. I like to know you’re a young whipper-snapper that can do me over and over again and make me say “Ooooh Wee!” These old men don’t know; they’re stressed about they’re bills. I like to know my yougen is at home with mamma so no dick problems.
The Line Up
The Group 2 Contestants
Ashley Rose
Lauren Holiday
Annie McKnight
Jackie Fabulous
Victoria Blackburn
Betsy Brea
Christine Medrano
Gwenda Perez
Alynxia
Lotte Gilliam
Hosted by
Dina-Nicki Rasssias
&
Sahara Hite
Ashley Rose
Lauren Holiday
Annie McKnight
Jackie Fabulous
Victoria Blackburn
Betsy Brea
Christine Medrano
Gwenda Perez
Alynxia
Lotte Gilliam
Hosted by
Dina-Nicki Rasssias
&
Sahara Hite
Flyer for the Upcoming Show
Information for the upcoming Round Two of the Competition.
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Judges
Levy Lee Simon
Award winning playwright, actor and screenwriter Levy Lee Simon is the author of over twenty plays which include: The Guest at Central Park West, recipient of the 2007 AUDELCO ‘Best Playwright’ Award and Dramatic Production of the year, The Bow Wow Club, winner of 1998/9 Lorraine Hansberry Award and The, For the Love of Freedom trilogy nominated for three Best Playwright Awards by NAACP and the Ovation Award Committee. As a screenwriter he optioned his The Bow Wow Club adaptation to FOX Searchlight, and is about to go into production for the film version of A Guest at Central Park West. His latest work, In the Jazz Time 369, was written in the Bill Cosby Professional Screenwriting Workshop. As an actor Levy Lee has performed in over fifty productions. He has been seen on Broadway, in the Tony nominated Pulitzer Prize winning, The Kentucky Cycle, Off Broadway, Regional Theatres, England and the Caribbean.
Dureyshevar –
Producer - Dureyshevar began her career in front of the Camera in India, and became the Head of Production at ‘Trish Productions’ producing several commercials for national broadcast on Indian Television. She has been a Production Manager and Line Producer for several Hollywood Projects, besides that she was a Post Production Supervisor for a Val Kilmer film “Columbus Day” produced by Kevin Spacey and been a Supervising Producer for “Impulse” as well as Supervised Production for “Dancing Trees and” “Paparazzi Princess” “Fatal Kiss” and “What Goes up” with Hillary Duff. She has Executive Produced “Desperate Hours”, “Christmas Crash”, Angel and Badman”, “The Building” and “Courage”, she has also Executive Produced withStone Cold Steve Austin “Damage”, “The Stranger” and “Hunt to Kill”. She has Produced Britt Robertson’s “Tripe Dog”. Dureyshevar has directed a short film titled “Miro,” which was 1st runner up at the DGA/ABC Directing Fellowship Program. “Miro” also won an award in 35th Annual Worldfest in Houston.
Myke Michaels
Myke Michaels, a single father who has has been a makeup artist for over 20 years and worked on at least 300 movies. A bit of a rock and roll tough guy with a heart, Myke says he could use crayons as makeup if he had to. He loves to see women feel safe, feel good and look beautiful. From the streets of LA with the discipline of 30 years of Kung Fu, Myke brings his love of life to the film biz.
3 Georgie Awards
1 Emmy Award
2 Emmy Nominations
Award winning playwright, actor and screenwriter Levy Lee Simon is the author of over twenty plays which include: The Guest at Central Park West, recipient of the 2007 AUDELCO ‘Best Playwright’ Award and Dramatic Production of the year, The Bow Wow Club, winner of 1998/9 Lorraine Hansberry Award and The, For the Love of Freedom trilogy nominated for three Best Playwright Awards by NAACP and the Ovation Award Committee. As a screenwriter he optioned his The Bow Wow Club adaptation to FOX Searchlight, and is about to go into production for the film version of A Guest at Central Park West. His latest work, In the Jazz Time 369, was written in the Bill Cosby Professional Screenwriting Workshop. As an actor Levy Lee has performed in over fifty productions. He has been seen on Broadway, in the Tony nominated Pulitzer Prize winning, The Kentucky Cycle, Off Broadway, Regional Theatres, England and the Caribbean.
Dureyshevar –
Producer - Dureyshevar began her career in front of the Camera in India, and became the Head of Production at ‘Trish Productions’ producing several commercials for national broadcast on Indian Television. She has been a Production Manager and Line Producer for several Hollywood Projects, besides that she was a Post Production Supervisor for a Val Kilmer film “Columbus Day” produced by Kevin Spacey and been a Supervising Producer for “Impulse” as well as Supervised Production for “Dancing Trees and” “Paparazzi Princess” “Fatal Kiss” and “What Goes up” with Hillary Duff. She has Executive Produced “Desperate Hours”, “Christmas Crash”, Angel and Badman”, “The Building” and “Courage”, she has also Executive Produced withStone Cold Steve Austin “Damage”, “The Stranger” and “Hunt to Kill”. She has Produced Britt Robertson’s “Tripe Dog”. Dureyshevar has directed a short film titled “Miro,” which was 1st runner up at the DGA/ABC Directing Fellowship Program. “Miro” also won an award in 35th Annual Worldfest in Houston.
Myke Michaels
Myke Michaels, a single father who has has been a makeup artist for over 20 years and worked on at least 300 movies. A bit of a rock and roll tough guy with a heart, Myke says he could use crayons as makeup if he had to. He loves to see women feel safe, feel good and look beautiful. From the streets of LA with the discipline of 30 years of Kung Fu, Myke brings his love of life to the film biz.
3 Georgie Awards
1 Emmy Award
2 Emmy Nominations
Prizes
THE PRIZES
The winner of the Cougars and Kittens competition will receive the following:
• $1000 in cash
• a role in a feature film
• a one-year talent contract with a Beverly Hills talent agency
The winner of the Cougars and Kittens competition will receive the following:
• $1000 in cash
• a role in a feature film
• a one-year talent contract with a Beverly Hills talent agency
About Cougars and Kittens
Cougars and Kittens is the latest creation from the mind of Sheila Thompson. The competition provides a platform for 55 talented, sexy females from ages 19 to 60 years old, encompassing every exotic ethnic background.
Cougars and Kittens is deeply routed in female comedy (R-rated), which includes a competition for the comediennes. The shows will run in different venues around Los Angeles wherein the women are critiqued and judged by entertainment industry professionals. Their performances include live audience and online voting as well.
Cougars and Kittens is deeply routed in female comedy (R-rated), which includes a competition for the comediennes. The shows will run in different venues around Los Angeles wherein the women are critiqued and judged by entertainment industry professionals. Their performances include live audience and online voting as well.
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