Hello Kitty
I'm a kitty of a different litter, a French breed known simply as "Lez Pussy." I like to wear lipstick and heels when I'm on the prowl even though I'm a little on the wild side. I swear like a sailor and drink milk straight from the jug. I'm very picky about my cuisine, however, as I only eat tuna, the more exotic the better. I like a master who can provide me with the finer things in life and I enjoy my collection of diamond encrusted collars. I spend my days lazing about on the chaise, dreaming of all the mice I can catch and tail I can chase. Ah, so much pussy, so little time.
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